Logo

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

09.06.2025 02:37

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Fireball streaks through aurora-filled skies photo of the day for June 5, 2025 - Space

True - how I loved my mum!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Protein bars may not have the health benefits that you think, study finds - AOL.com

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What! how could you do that?

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Prints Aren't the Only Stable Thing About Your Fingers - Newser

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What do you mean son?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

What if Homelander turned out to be a good guy instead of an evil milk drinking manchild? Nobody seems to touch on this much.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?